"You are in luck!" I would say." I have the perfect thing for you!". I would lead them to the Nars lip pencils. They are chubby sticks of goodness that embodies all of those requests, and I personally have a pretty appalling collection of them myself.
When I fall in love with something so hard like these pencils, I literally want to own every one!!! Even though I don't own all of the dozens and dozens of colors that they have, I still own a majority of them.
You can use them as a lip liner, lipstick, lipstain and gloss (depending on the formula). They glide on effortlessly and you can sharpen them with a traditional cosmetic sharpener (the larger hole).
I will literally apply in the morning; eat and drink all day; and only have to reapply once more for a fresh look. The color wears off pretty evenly compared to other lipstains and lipsticks. These babies don't budge!
I usually line my lips first, then fill in the center to apply.
There are definite differences between the formulas and wearability between them that I will explain.
The three formulas are; Satin, Velvet Matte and Velvet Gloss.
The satin is my favorite formula out of all three. They are the longest wearing, with the perfect amount of shine to them. In the swatch on my wrist above, the shine almost looks more than the shine in the gloss sticks. The shine tones down after a little bit of wear and settles with the perfect amount of shine. The color is so pigmented. This collection has some of my favorite colors in it as well.
Nars Satin Lip Pencil $25 and the Nars Final Cut Limited Edition Colors Collection $25
Nars Velvet Matte Pencil $25
Nars Velvet Gloss Pencil $25
***The opinions expressed in this post are just my own personal opinions. I am not endorsed and do not get paid to express my opinion about this item***